Chicken coops plans

i literally had a list of about 30 skits i had to cut down.
Bill you should put a thread on how to link things fancy like you do.

well here it goes, I’m sure i missed a good one or two.

10) Something smells good in stinkville: host Kelsey Grammer and the classic line “oh shut up and give me the cats ass”

9) Little Women: host David Hyde Pierce
one of farley’s best on air rages as he falls into freezing water

ESPN Sportscenter: host Ray Romano
sweet sassy molassi

7)Delicious Dish (Schweddy Balls): host Alec Baldwin
a true classic, maybe it should be higher.

6) Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult: host Christopher Walken
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell

5) The Nude Beach: host (just for you Bill) Matthew Broderick
“Hey, pretty small penis there, Doug” I remember watching this skit as a kid at my grandma’s house as a fifth or sixth grader this was unbelievably funny

4) The Guy Who Plays Mr. Belvedere Fan Club: host Tom Hanks
Adam: I should like watching “Mr. Belvedere” a lot, but I shouldn’t Have to masturbate at the end of every episode. This skit is awesome but the ending is a little silly. And where did they come up with “brocktoon”?

3) VH-1 Storytellers with Neil Diamond: host John Goodman
This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection. story tellers and a coupld of WE appearances:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01tupdate.phtml
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01lupdate.phtml (geraldo is awesome too)

2) Who’s More Grizzled?: Host Garth Brooks
This is one that i love that everyone else will say is stupid, but that is fine with me cause i still love it. It reminds me of me when i get older. Besides i love bitter, senile old men. Also the randomness of this quote kills me:
Wayne: A lot of people don’t know I was the first man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain!

1) Pepper Boy: host Dana Carvey
You like-a the pepper?

honorable mentions: crazy doctor (willferrell), snychronized swimmers, hi-c and turkey, joe montana (i’m gonna go upstairs and masturbate), Nightline “jacko on his Backo”, americas funniest hate videos, 20000 leagues under the sea, delco cat toys, and robert goulet singing jay-z